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Monday, June 15, 2009

8:35 AM

The following content is stolen from another blog :D
Beware: Singlish ahead! :D

Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son Aloysius.

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK: Aiyah , AhBoy ,enjoyable because same like when you dig your nose with your finger ma!

Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK: Of coz women lah! When you dig dig your nose,your nose feel better than your finger right?

Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK: Aiyah! Say,you walk along the road,then someone come over and dig your nose,you like anot?? Ehhh! Dont pray pray ar!

Aloy: Why izit a women cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK: Oiii! If your nose bleeding,you still go and dig meh? Siao ar?! Use your blainnnn..!

Aloy: Why izit most men dont like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK: Ehhhh! You dig your nose ar,you like to dig with a glove on your finger anot? Not the same syiok feeling mah. Corlight or anot?

Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK: Ah Boyyyyy,use your blainnn..use your blainnnnnn!! You go and dig your nose infront of your whole class izit? Stupid lahhh!

Aloy: Wahhhh..Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK: Aiyahh , Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam and now the whole world also ah!

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I just love the cool breeze blowing past your face in autumn... or spring. And while you walk you can enjoy the beautiful scenery ^.^
Now, what do I hate...? Insects, mainly mosquitoes and bugs I don't recognize, but butterflies are okay. I guess I don't hate anything else?

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