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Monday, June 22, 2009

7:38 AM

Omg, 'twas so freaking hot on Thursday, that I decided to wear shorts the next day. The problem with wearing shorts though, is that people keep staring at you. WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHORTS? D: Not counting the fact that mine are super short, but oh well... >.> Even the teachers were freaking out over people wearing them to school. If you want to be picky over clothes, just throw a uniform at us, 'kay? Sheesh.
German class: "You know, we're debating whether to ban shorts from school or not. It's not proper. If you read the **th article in the ***th section of the school rules, you need a proper outfit. And proper outfits are decided by the administration."
I'm surprised I didn't fall asleep listening to him. Also, a friend told me about our physics teacher being a pervert...
Physics class: "Just a short notice. The administration has decided to ban shorts starting on Monday, so if I see any of you wearing them, you'll be sent to *****. If you guys have any problem about it, you can express them to the principal. I, of course, have another opinion."
-ahem- Another opinion? AND WHAT MAY THAT BE!? Later on...
"I would like to wear shorts to work, but unfortunately we're not allowed to."
Yes. -cough-
Let's look at our present time, Monday...
I STILL SEE PEOPLE WEARING SHORTS! DDDD< Which is totally unfair. >(

&the beauty.

8:35 AM

The following content is stolen from another blog :D
Beware: Singlish ahead! :D

Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son Aloysius.

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK: Aiyah , AhBoy ,enjoyable because same like when you dig your nose with your finger ma!

Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK: Of coz women lah! When you dig dig your nose,your nose feel better than your finger right?

Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK: Aiyah! Say,you walk along the road,then someone come over and dig your nose,you like anot?? Ehhh! Dont pray pray ar!

Aloy: Why izit a women cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK: Oiii! If your nose bleeding,you still go and dig meh? Siao ar?! Use your blainnnn..!

Aloy: Why izit most men dont like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK: Ehhhh! You dig your nose ar,you like to dig with a glove on your finger anot? Not the same syiok feeling mah. Corlight or anot?

Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK: Ah Boyyyyy,use your blainnn..use your blainnnnnn!! You go and dig your nose infront of your whole class izit? Stupid lahhh!

Aloy: Wahhhh..Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK: Aiyahh , Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam and now the whole world also ah!

Lol <3 Copy+pasted :D

&the beauty.

9:04 AM

My mum fucking PISSES ME OFF. -_- She is so UNREASONABLE. Whenever she's angry she just takes it out on ME or my DAD. And since my dad's not here... oh no, full blast of her royal Highness' fearful power. =.=" And what made her angry? My bro. Because he was ranting about something(again), and she just suddenly got angry because he was talking in such a RUDE manner. -____- IS THAT EVEN IMPORTANT? WHO THE FUCK CARES IF YOU'RE RUDE WHEN YOU'RE RANTING. I don't even know how my bro can stand her. She doesn't even give a damn about what happened to him and instead cares about his MANNERS. Does she even KNOW why he calls her for everything? Because he has no one to confide to. No girlfriend, though I'm not sure about friends. So whatever ranting he does goes to my mum's ears. Even if she doesn't give a fuck. When has she ever cared anyway? Always cared about herself... even when my bro was being insulted in school he didn't bother to tell her because she won't even CARE. The only time I ever saw her caring was when I was a kid and almost got crushed by her precious pots and pans(loud ruckus I tell you). -snort- Or I guess she was worried those pots of hers being deformed, dropping from about 2 meters. -_- When my leg got scalded, did she care? No, she was pissed because it was just so "bothersome" to wipe the floor. When I hurt my leg, did she care? Noo, she didn't even glance. When I get sick, what happens? "You should eat that medicine and get better." Sounds pretty nice right? There's the next part too. "Because once you get sick you start coughing at night and it's ME who won't be able to sleep." Yes, your royal Highness needs her beauty sleep, I just TOTALLY forgot. When there's a stranger in the house, she just acts like a reeaalllyyy caarrriinnggg mother(with a bloody fake sweet voice) and insults her own kids in front of someone.
"You know, you need to maintain a good image for the family so I won't get embarrassed." -snort- And when my bro fails to get in a university in Singapore? "WHY DID YOU FAIL!? DIDN'T YOU STUDY!? HOW COULD YOU!? NOW YOUR FIFTH AUNT IS GONNA SAY THAT OUR WHOLE FAMILY IS SO DUMB." I was coming to my senses around that time, and stopped thinking she was the perfect mother she totally wasn't, so I just told her, "Have you ever THOUGHT how disappointed he already is by failing to get in? He's 20 years old, he doesn't need YOU behind his back scolding him for not working hard enough, and btw it's YOU who messed up his education." I would have liked to add a "so fuck off" but that would probably be too much for someone with such a HIGH class in society. That was the first time I saw her speechless. She stopped scolding my bro, but now she pretty much uses all her tactics on ME. I'm not even gonna bother continuing this rant because I'm sure you guys have more stuff to do than read this useless piece of information. I don't even know why my brother bothers to call her. I'm out of here once I reach 18.

&the beauty.

8:32 AM

Gawddam bored... Saturday was TIRING. Tried to stay up at night and ended up falling asleep =.=" I really should stop doing that o-O I know for a fact that I turn around a lot when I sleep so if I fall asleep with a laptop on my knees... it's gonna go boom on the floor sometime at night .-. My feet HURT. D: I'm not used to walking hours on end without much of any sitting down D: They still hurt a little on Sunday when I walked -.-" Amg, think I should update my playlist ^_^ Getting a lil tired of the songs... Hmm... suggestions pl0x. :D

&the beauty.

6:58 AM

Awwwww, don't you guys think it's cute? ^_^ Love Maple drawn characters, and we rarely see them on the website D: Omg the banner's too big. >.<
Anyway... I PASSED MY ENTRANCE EXAM! :D I'm apparently in the top 36 list. o.O Guess I should be happy o-O But but... NOW I'VE GOTTEN A MAPLE ADDICTION AGAIN, AND I HAVE EXAMS AT THE END OF THE MONTH... T^T Plus, my buddies are dragging me shopping on Saturday in Bordeaux, LIKE ONE HOUR AWAY FROM WHERE WE LIVE. ¬¬ I don't want to start wasting all my money lmao o.O Ah well...
French teacher was absolutely PISSED today :D -totally enjoyed it- He's a lazy person who blames us when we really didn't see him. Pft. 'Twas right after lunch, we were like standing in the freaking sun for so long waiting for him... See, half the class saw him come fetch us, but because he was soo far away and doesn't ever bother to come right in front, the other half of the class didn't see him and waited so long D: Then someone found out there was half the class in the classroom and we asked them to come down o-O Problem is, the teacher didn't know and he was just waiting for us to come back up xD Took him about 5mins to come down and explode at us :D
ALSO, does anyone have the computer protection programs, called CA Security Suite 2009? Mine needs renewing, but whenever I DO renew it it still says it's expired. So now I don't have any anti-virus or anything. Wonder if anyone could help me ._."

&the beauty.